what's that when it's at home? 

request to simplify the language, avoid fancy titles etc. uses the idea that at home, people don't bother trying to sound impressive. calling a spade a spade.

"i'm an italian cuisine delivery expert"
"what's that when it's at home?"
"pizza boy"

what's that when it's at home? by hepburn May 14, 2008

because you touch yourself at night 

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

because you touch yourself at night by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

Learned to play the clarinet at school by lscamander November 5, 2012

this life no balance at all 

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.

Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.

this life no balance at all by SweetMings July 6, 2020

learned the clarinet at school 

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

learned the clarinet at school by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School 

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

Learned the Clarinet at School by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

Where they do that at? 

A slang term; mostly used in a funny or unusual situation. As if someone where to do or say something lame or unheard of.

EXAMPLE 1:

Dude 1: Yo, tell me how i just saw two big girls fighting over a small ass thong at the mall yesterday?!

Dude 2: haha, eww that's triflin, likee, where they do that at?!

EXAMPLE 2:

Girl 1: ooh, girl. Im badd!

Girl 2: what?? never! its like 85 degrees outside and you wearin uggs, haha, where they do dat at?!?!

Where they do that at? by PhillyWrds March 17, 2010