Nice Asshole 

1. An asshole who knows he has to be nice to girls to get pussy!

2. A nice guy that knows he has to be an asshole to girls to get pussy!

3. When you become conscious of knowing when, where, and how to utilize your nice assholeness to your benefit to get pussy! When you have become a JEDI NICE ASSHOLE (all caps because of the respect it demands) as Jay-Z would say...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Your swag is off the charts!!

Alex Rodriguez
Charlie Sheen
Vinny from Jersey Shore

"Harvey" character from the USA show "Suits"
"Hank Moody" character from the Showtime show "Californiacation"
"Vince" character from the HBO show "Entourage"

NUMBER ONE RESPONSE WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU ASSHOLE

Girl: "You're such an asshole"
Guy: Yea, but I'm a niiiiccce asshole!
Girl: Ok...you're cool.

"There is something about that guy but I can't put my finger on it. I guess it's because he is a nice asshole."

A girl who talks shit about a guy and then turns around and sleeps with him.

Nice Asshole by President of AOS August 6, 2011

Crazy Asshole 

Not your commonplace, garden variety asshole. This asshole is far more clever and is very skilled in the art of making simple-minded fools go completely insane. Has the annoying habit of continuous nonsensical babble, and also loud, ornery vocal outbursts. They usually travel in pairs but are known to have gathered in groups of as many as 6 or 7 to go pestering poor, innocent people who wish to be left alone in the woods. Most will grow to be cenial old men who sit on their porch, play banjo, and talk to themselves (Damnit, Damnit, Damnit!).

You guy are a couple 'a CRAZY ASSHOLES! (you got any pot?)

Crazy Asshole by Lucious Fritzgerald September 5, 2005

Wooden asshole 

An asshole made of wood.

Rubber ducks, rubber rubber ducks. Wooden assholes.

Wooden asshole by Chris Lukezic June 14, 2011

nicest asshole 

Some guy thats a total dick to most people but can sorta care sometimes about certain people.

“Yo that Zac guy is the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”
“I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”

nicest asshole by suicidalpurpleman November 30, 2018

Rats Asshole 

The smell or taste of something gross. Usually said at a unusual time.

My kitchen smells like rats asshole.

That pizza tasted like rats asshole.

Rats Asshole by RatsAsshole July 28, 2019

my asshole burns

when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore

my asshole burns

my asshole burns by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021

Fucking Asshole 

A person who is just a huge bitch!

Wow! That guy is a Fucking Asshole!

Fucking Asshole by SHIT DICKY ASS June 3, 2021