apple bong

it's when you take an apple, drill a hole through the middle, and stick marijuana in it.

Hao ate some of an apple bong and it came out in his shit.

by Amanda Hsiao June 8, 2003

Apples

Slang for balls (which is slang for nuts(which is slang for testicles)) esp. when cold or when they are pink because of blood flow

Did you see that guys apples?" "I know they are tiny!

by kadenkk October 25, 2010

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005

Apple Year

The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product

I can't believe this! I bought the iPad just an Apple Year ago, and now they're coming out with a new one!

by imamac March 24, 2012

applesauce

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.

Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.

by airbiscuit December 22, 2008

apple computer

a large, cumbersome, ugly, expensive paperweight

"The theif stole my papers, but not the colorful apple computer I was using to hold them down."

by the sheepherder July 5, 2003

apple computer

piece of shit computer, can only run w. other apple software and one of the many companies that complains that mircosoft is a monoply which they are but produce good computer accessories...not apple shit.

by SFdickie49 July 3, 2003