poor wank

When you wank into last nights posh wank condom

Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!

by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018

Protest wank

A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.

The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.

by Captain snort May 6, 2018

sneak wank

When someone is in a call with someone (I.e. Skype or Teamspeak) and then they start wanking off and talking to them at the same time, without making any noise.

A: Did you know that most of the times we talk I'm sneak wanking?
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.

by Joel6909 February 5, 2017

stank wank

Masturbating or receiving a hand job, after just having anal sex.

Last night, Jane gave me a stank wank.

by Joscpe August 7, 2016

Wank knee

A very limp, slightly backwards, and moist knee.

Hey Jim, did you see the wank knee Deborah got yesterday?

by PugISuppose November 9, 2021

vigorous wank

a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.

Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.

by Crippled wank May 21, 2019

nanny wank

This is a new and popular style of music and dress, it's origins are unclear but it either emerged in Eastern America or Southern England where it is rife. Bands that fall into this include, the Strokes, The Delays, Keane, etc. It requires forward facing greasy hair, bad tailoring, knotted scarves and insecurity.

"CHRIST! TURN OFF THAT BEDWETTING LOAD OF NANNYWANK BEFORE THE DOG KILLS ITSELF" - my father 2005

by Simon Trosper January 20, 2005