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Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick
by rudebwoy April 25, 2006
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National Suck Cheko's dick day

You must give Cheko sucky sucky because it's National Suck cheko's dick day
by Cheko6969 May 25, 2018
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Don't get your dick out

What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.
Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.
by You don't know me, honestly January 31, 2018
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National suck your boyfriends dick day

On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick
by Sierra cameron May 29, 2021
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Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.
Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.
by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017
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rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 20, 2016
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Fucking whore ass bitch shit dick

An excuse to say six curse words in an insult.
random guy: you suck!
you: you fucking whore ass bitch shit dick
random guy: you win
by welthy rich not November 18, 2019
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