Columbian Toilet

When you slit someone's throat and shove feces down their neck.

He's such an asshole, I'm gonna make him a Columbian Toilet.

by Swarven19 February 8, 2018

20p toilet

The place I first had sex

John: wow man, you fucked her?!
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?

by Mxxgaylad May 5, 2018

toilet water enima

when you are taking a shit and toilet water splashes in your ass

i was shitting earlier and got a toilet water enima

by Vlonevlex February 14, 2018

Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Toilet

A beautiful place were people can shit,piss,and even vomet!!!

Jimmy:are u ready?
Bob:wait...I need to go to paradise aka the toilet

by Boooooooooo90 January 4, 2020

toilet

a place of peace quiet and tranquility where u take a po-op in

i neded a tolatedddd toilet

by fhjdythfdx January 19, 2020