Spread the Jam 

If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.

If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.

Spread the Jam by Josh Goldston October 28, 2006

Hip to the Jive

Jazz age slang meaning: cool, trendy

Hot Dawg, that dame you introduced me to sure is hip to the jive!

Hip to the Jive by Sunshine!❊! August 11, 2011

The Jesus

The legendary sexual act in which you need 4 girls to do. 1 is riding, 1 on your face, 1 hand is fingering a girl and the other hand is doing the same. Legs are in a straight out together and your arms are spread out so your body is in the formation of a cross. THE JESUS.

Dude last night was so wild, I did the Jesus on these girls.

Last night was legendary, I jesused these 4 girls.

The Jesus by Keffery D October 31, 2013

The Jonas Brothers 

FUCKING AWESOME!
The best band in the universe. even better than miley "slut" cyrus.

~~~AT A CONCERT
jonas fan 1: The jonas brothers rock!
jonas fan 2: (screaming twords stage) NICK JOE AND KEVIN GET NAKED! YOU GUYS ARE HOT IN A CAN!

The Jonas Brothers by COLEY :} April 30, 2008

the jimmy lynch

Synonym: Quacker

1.)To walk with a fake limp to make people think your black, but instead of looking black you look like a duck.

If you see someone jimmy lynching make sure to quack at them.

the jimmy lynch by fpm12 March 25, 2003

the joy of motherhood

Sleeping.

My mom sure likes The Joy of Motherhood!

the joy of motherhood by B-Drac October 29, 2003

The Jesus Christ 

The act of drilling a hole; sized just under the girth of your cock, and fucking it whilst reciting Our Father, in an attempt to become closer to God.

Guy 1: What the hell happened to your hand?
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.

The Jesus Christ by praisebetogodamen April 22, 2018