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pull out the uke 

Used when somebody needs to apologize for something they did, especially when they don't believe that they need to apologize.
Ex 1: "Apparently HR says I need to pull out the uke for making a bunch of weirdly sexual comments"
Ex 2: Man 1 - "Did you hear that Jason called his wife fat?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, he had to pull out the uke."
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Spirit of the Universe 

Love, Compassion, Empathy, Understanding, Knowledge, Wisdom, Kindness, Faith, Hope, Justice, Miracle.
We all have a relationship with the Spirit of the Universe. You are a part of the the Spirit, and the Spirit is a part of you. Awaken the Spirit in yourself. We are all in this, together.

UrbanDictionary.com defines Spirit as "An energy having the nature of spirit; not material. Spiritual energy includes auras, angels, spirits, etheric beings, astral travel, God."

Bravo.

President of the United States 

The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.
“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States

Degree in the University of Life 

Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.
“Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”

me when the uh, when me the uh uhhmmm uhh

What somebody says when in great confusion.
Hey mom, Im gonna go get the when the uhmmm me when the uh, when me the uh uhhmmm uhh wait what was i going to get?

A Space For The Unbound 

The best game you never heard of.
Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: Play A Space For The Unbound, you'll not regret it!

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad 

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad