monkey

to skin up a doob (splif)

man1:yo my nigga monkey
man2:fuck off

by hjkbhk January 21, 2007

sneaky monkey

A slut that grabs your penis from behind without you knowing of it.

Dude, dont turn your back to her she is a sneaky monkey!

by BoDean and Jessica October 5, 2007

molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

honey-monkey

a person you love to bits

you are such a honey-monkey. i love you to bits.

by eaaaaa February 19, 2011

Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005

bald monkey

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"

1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.

by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

The New Monkey

The name of a nightclub that has very good music. It's in Sunderland.

Rnb sucks.

by Psycho Bitch April 6, 2004