Emma Jones

Emma is technically the most beautiful girl on planet earth, she to good 4 people thts y shes single, smart, NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Dude 1: Yo i was at school and i saw emma jones
Dude 2: yeah dude shes sooooooo hot

by -_xDamierx-_- January 26, 2022

mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 23, 2021

Bryce Jones

The kid that drove a moped to school everyday freshman year

Look it’s Bryce Jones

by Bshsvsghsgsvvsbshsjs September 19, 2020

state ah jones

state of märshall jònes

wheres my money? state ah jones

by wakansa January 20, 2021

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jummpstart912 October 26, 2022

Darna Jones

Darna Jones is the greatest gift to human kind. She is an angel who lives on earth. She is a gem so precious and shes priceless.

If you have a Darna Jones your purpose in life is completed.

by Ding Dong Dantes January 25, 2022

Steve bino/lee jones

Fat fucking retards that are attracted to kids. They are usually called a “nonce”

Steve bino/lee jones is a nonce

by acmed from footy chat November 20, 2021