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Throw a short person day

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!
by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023
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August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women
Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!
by blungoid June 17, 2023
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johnny short

English slang, the practice of trying to pay less than agreed, or trying not to pay at all.
'when it comes time to pay they be doing a johnny short'
by KooKaaPie January 27, 2007
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Shiki Shorts

Shorts that aren’t exactly booty shorts cuz the cheeks don’t stick out.
ALL genders can rock the Shiki shorts, you just gotta put your mind to it!!
Man, those shiki shorts look really good on Bobby!!!
by Plushy July 15, 2019
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shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.
"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator
by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023
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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”
Person 1-“wanna fuck
Person2-“I don’t know
Person 1-“eat my shorts”
by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017
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