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Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015
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put nine on it

Verb. To bet almost everything

Ten fingers, only putting out nine.

Noun. To bet and not bet everything.
Kanye won, he put nine on it.

I'm gonna put nine on the Patriots.
by D2CraziestSpecialTeamer January 22, 2016
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put it deep

"You look like shit today "
"Put it deep"
by Silver foxx March 27, 2016
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Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.
Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS
by Jgo55 November 17, 2016
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put the moves on the ficus

To make advances toward someone in an attempt to hopefully have sex with them.
"I saw Kyle trying to put the moves on the ficus with some hot girl at the party last night."
by 24shotsofjager November 22, 2016
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put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her
yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now
by lewis sexy boy November 25, 2016
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Put weight on the bean

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.
by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016
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