Protien douche

Taking his load of babies straight to the cervix and then leaking it all out while getting your daily dose of protien

I got my protien douche this morning. Shawn really knows how to shove it in...

by Frickenfina August 15, 2022

protegeist

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"Jeff, what the hell does protegeist mean"

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by foreskin thief August 15, 2022

Prottengeier

Rich fat ass twat who likes to make jokes about fucking his dog and having sex with his friend's girlfriend.

Aw, it's one of them dog fucking, bitch sucking, fat ass Prottengeiers with the ego of a play-boy millionare.

by DarkDepression July 5, 2022

Proto-god

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).

'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 6, 2022

Protein Pod

A gymbro’s favorite type of small meal after a session on the gym!

Hey bro! Pass me a Protein pod!

by Incognitolover July 21, 2022

Protoledge

Protoledge Definition ; Protoledge, Positive Runs In Opportunity Through Oxygen. Leaving Evidence That The Devine God Is Forever Eternally.

The God In Me Is Forever Protoledge and Forever Divine.

by IMLFLASHH October 3, 2022

Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.

Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.

by Cromwelle October 7, 2022