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dumb boat

A drunk girl who try's to hit a boy she likes because he called her a bitch
by Elizabeth belle April 20, 2017
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Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.
That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
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Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya for reference.
Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty
by chwebb August 22, 2020
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Feeling the boat

Verb: To close your eyes whilst sailing to ‘feel the boat’ and truly experience the boat through all aspects
by Rtyuioplkjhgfdsa April 1, 2025
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Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...
"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."
by Arsk92 September 9, 2022
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out of the boat

If you are out of the boat, you are in the (de) nile - ie, in denial
Dude 1: She is cheating on you man and you know it
Dude 2: No way
Dude 1: You're out of the boat dude 2.
by MexPirate June 12, 2007
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Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"
Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?
by BigPasta April 3, 2021
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