5 definitions by Read and Write

The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.
Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.
by Read and Write February 4, 2020
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The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.
I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.
by Read and Write January 27, 2020
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The gorgeous, generally bikini clad honeys you invite aboard your vessel to dress up the joint. You'll need to have a fully stocked bar, and preferably a blender, aboard in the hot summer months. It's a little work for a large reward.
Hey Greg - I thought it was your turn to drag up some Boat Jewelry for this trip. Blow the dust off your wallet and buy those ladies over at the bar some drinks!
by Read and Write April 9, 2023
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Nigger, Female. Latino, Faggot, Idiot. Commonly found clogging up cable TV on MSNBC demanding financial reparations, preferential treatment, or something else to be gained without any actual work.
If that NWLFI were a white man, he could get a bible thumping show on Sunday morning and get his Jesus scam on.
by Read and Write February 3, 2020
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A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.
I gave Joe the Cold Budweiser Award for wrangling the rusted nuts off that boat trailer.
by Read and Write April 4, 2023
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