if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole

Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"

by Steven Dressel May 3, 2008

snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude

my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

by littlejimmie August 4, 2019

nosedive

Snorting very large amounts of cocaine. Also, the former, in addition to failing at what you intended to do as a consequence, thus nosediving twice.

"Wow, the RNC speakers sure took a nosedive tonight!"

by fromztoa August 24, 2020

If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box

A pickup line snowboarders use to pick up a snowboarder girl.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.

"Hey girl! If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box"

by SteezyD January 22, 2009

Nosedive

When you go to kiss someone and accidentally headbutt them with your nose

Guy 1 : "Dude, I was totally getting on with this girl and then...."
Guy 2 : "Then what?"
Guy 1 : "I nosedived"
Guy 2 : "Oh"

by MyTwinBrotherIs.... January 17, 2009

Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy

the art of nose biting martial arts.

Pow! Ohh dang he really bite that Mille person. RIGHT IN THE NOSE!! He's a master of Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy!

by Joseph Harris February 23, 2008