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Morning pastry 

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
Morning pastry by Otter91 November 20, 2022

morning pastry 

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious β€œmorning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
morning pastry by Otter91 November 20, 2022

Morning wood 

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation
man, this is some great morning wood
Morning wood by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

moaning emoji 

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 moaning emoji
moaning emoji by pyro446 January 14, 2023
A phrase used to be in extreme agreement with. Popular usage; Social Media Comments, Conversation, At the Diner Table.
person 1: "How do I look in this dress?"
person 2: "Moaning"
person 1: "Glad you like it"
Moaning by Kevin L 77 January 28, 2023

Morning routine 

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
Morning routine by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023