Matt

Matt is your twelve year old neighbor who thinks takes shits on your porch and the streams I'm a maverick!! Logang for life!!
by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet2316745 January 28, 2020
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a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding
person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.
by omgisuck January 16, 2022
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An angel of death that protects every single human being in London with his powers. Married with Scarlett Payne and best friend of Sherlock Holmes, he completely hates everyone who risks to corrupt his city. Born in a demon city and tortured in the Hell, he went to our Earth trying to find a reason to live for. Now he has finally found it.
He is trying to protect that girl from Moriarty! He must be Matt.
by holmeshawking September 12, 2017
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A person who will always be there for you no matter what, they are one of a kind person who enjoy drifting, history and models. A person who will create lifelong relationships and meet new awesome friends. A person who will call you out on your bs
I asked Matt for some stickers for my car
by S1CKO873 November 23, 2021
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That guy that actually thinks ultimate frisbee is a sport and not a hobbie.
Matt is a gay cunt
by Hag August 13, 2020
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Me: Matt is sooooo cool bro
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a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.
by Narcissisticfather69 April 05, 2023
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