Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025

Simone land

The hottest woman on the planet

#1 Rated Milf

She was a real Simone Land

She was really Hot

by tittytwister69420 October 2, 2022

French Southern and Antarctic Lands

French Lands in the Southern and Antartic

Person: Where is French Southern and Antarctic Lands?
Other person: Southern and Antartic

by blockheadguy March 28, 2022

land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

in the land of Nod

to be sleeping

Jamie's in the land of Nod at last.

by Deln_003 September 28, 2017

BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS LAND

A nice theme park where you can meet Doubjrags and relbjaloods and BEJroooocks etc.
There's even a rollercoaster called "Doubjrag's Flaming Mouth"

BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS LAND is a very cool theme park. Rate 10/10 because i could pet the doubjrags because they were friendly.

Inspired by Lonnie Benningfield junior

by Bluetext6572 April 5, 2025