Gliffysmolf

It’s when you are passionately jerking off or having sex and when you cum steam comes of of it Simone stomps on it to put it out

John was having sex with Jane so she gliffysmolfed

by Profesional gliffysmolfer April 13, 2021

Grief Casserole

Grief Casserole (n) the aftermath of suicide felt by those left behind. can come thick on thin and one never knows whats in it..

The grief casserole was heavy today as i wailed to the universe for understanding..

by k0001 April 14, 2021

Graff

A person or an animal. A general pain to be around. Often very un-funny, a jerk, and a self proclaimed god. Just a bitch.

"that guy is such a graff"

by Joshua Desmond Richardson May 26, 2021

Gliffielyn

A small and cute little bean. She is either a soft fluffy pillow, or a raging ball of fire. There's nothing in between. She's a great friend, and also a sexy lover. She loves to give Kenneth lots of kisses!

Gliffielyn is so freaking cute, she and Kenneth suits each other perfectly!

by gomugomuno123 June 7, 2021

Grief ranch

When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief

What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.

by Mjdance July 10, 2021

Grief tragedy sympathy industry

Cops learn that if they break down and cry to a shrink after using their weapons, they get support, and both cops and civilians that know they will be on TV know just how to break down at the right time and "express" sorrow for what they did, thinking that will make them less wrong. When was the last time you heard a cop or a civilian that shot an unarmed protestor or black guy say

"Not a day goes by that I don't feel absolutely no remorse about what I did, they got what was coming to them!" The reason you never hear that on TV is nobody wants to make what's coming for them any worse than what it is, nobody wants to intensify what is coming for them.

Something you never hear on TV's grief tragedy sympathy industry-

Armed Civilian- Yea I shot the son of a bitch, so what, who cares. Gimme the electric chair, hang me, or shut the fuck up you fucking cunt!

Judge- I will do as you wish, I will sentence you to death, you will get what you deserve without further adieu!

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip

News stories that get more and more desperate until people submit into doing anything the media/government/healthcare industry/scientists want them to do.

Last week's grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip was a recycled story from the Trump era about a young guy that still thought the coronavirus was a hoax until he ended up in ICU. When that didn't increase vaccination rates, the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry got more desperate and had a guy talking emotionally about how you can save his one year old in Arkansas even if you live halfway across the country by getting in line for a vaccine. Just do what these people say and everyone will be okay, just meet their demands is what the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is trying to prime people's subconcious with.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021