congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023

automotive dutch oven

When somebody lets a dank fart out in a vehicle with passengers in it and locks the power window fuction from the drivers switch.

Ahhh sheit Matt just gave us the automotive dutch oven! My eyes are burning help us!

by bnr324life March 13, 2014

Dutch dock adventure

When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌

Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.

by Kodak999 August 16, 2019

The Full Dutch Breakfast

A session of fellation from an expat in Amsterdam while eating a boterham.

My day is off to a great start. She gave me the full Dutch Breakfast!

by Larkinloverules January 30, 2022

dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

by kennyboye February 16, 2015

dutch duffle bag

When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.

Scott is using the Dutch duffle bag method to carry around Krista again.

by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017