Cat Valentine

a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart

someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong

by mutualhelpwattpad December 16, 2022

Hehe Cat

So once there was a cat, he was living in the 18th century. Hehe cat is part of the renaissance movement to the west. Particularly taking from the ancient Egyptian cats. He was recently spotted in North Dakota with his "fake" adopted family. Back to the fact that he was living in the 18th century, so he was basically Robin Hood. He stole catnip from rich persian cats and provided to the poor binguses of that century. He is known by many to be Batman's lost son. What no one knows, is that he accidentally stumbled upon a time machine and became a world-known meme. And to this day forward, he should not be compared to the Hehe movement by Michael Jackson. (This is not a cult. PERIOD).

Oh look! Here comes our saviour, the Hehe Cat.

by Sam Smith twin evil brother December 20, 2022

Piano Cat

Can we all remember arguably the greatest meme of all time? Piano Cat was Earth's heart and soul, and no I dont wanna hear about "actually, tetonic plat-" THEYRE NOT! Piano Cat is THE meme. Please give a round of plause for Piano Cat. Rest in peace.

Random dude: hey did you hear piano cat di-
Everyone: SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SH*T! (Rip piano cat)

by Piano Cat October 18, 2019

Cat-Cuck

Someone who devotes their whole lives to disrespectful destructive undeserving cats.

“Omg my cat just mulched my Chinese food even though his food bowl is full, he’s so cute 🤤.” “That guy is such a Cat-cuck he would lick its butthole if given the chance”

by Amtrackbrown November 2, 2021

bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.

Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

sneep cat

The notorious ripoff of snoop dog who does coke and sings about Apples.

Bruh 1: "Hey, do you listen to sneep cat?

Bruh 2: "idk what music you've been listening to man"

by ASFZH August 19, 2021

Calie Cats

An incest freak who has intercourse with her sisters. It is sure to make you cry because of how ugly it is. You’ll never want to see it again. It smells rancid like cat pee and lives in the woods. It listens to cbat by Hudson mowhaeke four times a day

“Have you walked past Calie cats today? It smells so gross”

by Peepee472 September 6, 2022