boner hunter

One who tries to find your porno stash like your mom dad ect

Last night my mom was all over me she's a total boner hunter

by Noob writer February 2, 2014

Eat boner

An insult so godly it has no meaning other then your own interpretation. If you have ever eaten boner (sucked penis) you are not allowed to use this phrase

Jeff says “fuck off your trash”

Jack says “ eat boner”

Jeff has no other comeback

by Dnelly-Clovis October 1, 2021

boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after party. Everybody started going nuts

by A-FERRRRR October 4, 2011

Boner Confidence

A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence

by Elsey Belsey January 6, 2019

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019