The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.
by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012
Get the Beard-angstmug. A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.
by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023
Get the Bearded Dustinmug. A vagina that’s out of this world.
by Spacedust June 22, 2024
Get the Bearded Space Clammug. When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.
by Remote Aardvark September 2, 2016
Get the Dwarvish Beardmug. A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
by shesaidshewas18 January 9, 2010
Get the Ham Beardmug. by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Blackjack's Beardmug. Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 7, 2020
Get the Beard Milkmug.