Bassknob

A play on the word Bass and snob. A derogatory term for someone who comments online on someone elses Bass catches from the Sea. Rather than congratulate them on their fine Bass fishing photos a Bassknob will look for any way to criticise or impose their superior Knowledge and catches. A Bassknob will look for every opportunity to talk about why they are more knowledgable than you. A Bassknob uses sarcasm to hide their jealousy. A Bassknob will always know how much less a fish weighs than the person who actually weighs it. A Bassknob will always refer to other peoples Bass catches as 'schoolies'. A bassknob will not ask questions to improve their own angling

A collection of Bassknobs are know as Bassknobbers

"When my son caught his first Bass he had lots of positive comments on facebook, the only negative one was from a well known bassknob who told him it was too small and he was holding it all wrong"

"I was going to write a comment about someones Bass not being as big as the one i had but i didn't want to be a bassknob"

by Slendersunfsh March 26, 2024

Bassem Youssef

You're right!

Hym "You're RIGHT, Bassem Youssef! Correct. They don't care about the Palestinian lives. They don't even care about the lives of their neighbors kids! Which is why I won't stop threatening them! The kids are a tool they use to assert dominion of other people's lives. Just like the Palestinians! That's their Jesus! As long as they have their perpetually suffering whipping boy gimp, they are justified in asserting dominion over other people lives! Because, yeah, their loves are shit... But as long as they have the whipping gimp they can point to it and say 'Well, you're not that guy, so, I'm justified in my inaction.' And in doing so they can selectively prevent people from haveing a better life than them. Even if your life is the direct result of external forces acting against you, deliberately. That's their Job. They don't care about your life. They care about clinging to the quality of life THEY CURRENTLY HAVE and preventing people they don't like from having a better life then them. It's preemptive jealousy. They prevent the negative emotion and connotation associated with jealousy IN ADVANCE... Because if they are jealous, everyome is justified in dismissing everything that they say. That's what they care about. That's all they are ever going to care about, Bassem. Until the chain of solipsism is broken, your lives are meaningless because... You're not THYM!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Basstronic

Someone who likes bass and expiriments and or fixes audio components for fun or like a job

Who the fuck is blasting hardtekk at 8am

Oh dont worry thats just joža he is working

Why is he blasting it doe
Hes a basstronic

by Dj struja June 3, 2024

Bassoon

When you REALLY wanna say faggot but the filters banned slurs so you say the instrument almost universally is called "fagot" in every language but English.

"You goddamn bassoon. Suck a dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"

by rezelfez November 25, 2024

Bassoon

When you REALLY want to say faggot but slurs aren't allowed so you call someone the instrument universally translated as "fagot" to avoid getting into trouble.

"You're a goddamn bassoon! Go suck my dick!"

"The fuck is a bassoon?"

by rezelfez November 25, 2024

Basson Effect

When you cannot tell if a girl is hot or not. Attractiveness could depend on the day, outfit, time, or mental status.

Jami is the best example of the basson effect, she is hot but so chopped at the same time!
She’s such a basson.

by Bartholomew Rupert January 18, 2026

BassingsVPN

The best free VPN that ever came into the scene.

BassingsVPN is the best ever!

by bassings March 13, 2026