Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

brown turtle

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

by dani January 15, 2005

fat turtle ass

nice sexy /juicy

that one fat turtle ass

by willy scott November 19, 2020

Reverse Ninja Turtle

A man with well defined, possibly protruding abs. Instead of a shell on his back, he has a "shell" on his stomach.

That guy has done so many sit ups he's become a reverse ninja turtle.

by reverseninjaturtle July 18, 2016

awkward turtle squad

A rare selective group comprised of the dankest meme masters who often find themselves acting like awkward turtles.

Dang, I wish I was a part of the awkward turtle squad. Too bad it's only Dirty Dank Darrel and Dirty Dank Daisy...

by Dirty Dank Daisy March 3, 2016

My Turtle Harold

he is a turtle named harold

Have you seen my turtle Harold

by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement

I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady

by Bignz December 21, 2020