Viking toast

A traditional toast where everyone whips their dicks out and vigorously slaps them on the table

“We propose a Viking toast in honor of the bride and groom.”

by Viking daddy November 21, 2017

Wet Toast Sandwich

Wet toast sandwich is when some gathers two slices of Wet toast and puts a piece of jizz covered turkey and you rock paper scissors for who eats it

"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"

by Meme investigator September 16, 2018

Burnt toast

When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.

Kid: Burnt toast
Police: GET DOWN KID ITS NIGGA TOAST
Kid: dies in the crossfire

by the urban diktionary August 2, 2021

Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig March 31, 2009

A Crowe toast fuckle

Where a man shoves toast in to another mans ear and rubs his japseye until orgasm.

Oi Duncan stop being cheeky or you’ll get a Crowe toast fuckle

by Chilner December 22, 2020

shit on toast

an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01

by mojo July 25, 2004

toaster strudel

when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...

that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week

by crazy tits October 7, 2009