Hockey Family Tree

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down

The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Bob Marley Tree

a tall plant with a stiff upright stem, divided serrated leaves, and glandular hairs. It is used to produce hemp fibre and as a drug.
a dried preparation of the flowering tops or other parts of the cannabis plant, or a resinous extract of it ( cannabis resin ), smoked or consumed, generally illegally, as a psychoactive (mind-altering) drug.

Whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley Tree

by SteveSteveson February 11, 2022

Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.

David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.

by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014

teddy bear trees

When a light pole, street sign, or other landmark is covered in plushed animals teddy bears to show respect that someone has lost their life there, most likely due to gang violence or in some cases an auto accident.

''Teddy bear trees on ever corner is a sure sign that city officials aren't properly doing their job.''

by DaynaL. July 7, 2021

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014

Pull A Palm Tree

Getting a fact wrong, although your fatass convinces you that you were right in the first place.

Guy 1: "Damn, did you hear that Trump will finally show North Korea 'da wae' with our nukes on 4/20?

Guy 2: "No way, Trump's a pussy. He's never going to do that.

Guy 1: "Your right, I think FOX news made me Pull A Palm Tree

by _Cozmik_ May 2, 2018

Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.

An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."

by NickiMinajsMinion May 9, 2021