Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.
Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.
Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.
Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.
by r0leX July 25, 2010
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Tickateer 1: "Yo mate, thats fuckin'... ticket as fuck."
Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."
Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."
by ticketasfuck February 24, 2020
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1. A person that takes, erases, or copies ones ideas, culture, language, belief system or identity. The person then presents what he has taken removed or copied as if he/she is the owner and discoverer of it.
It was so roman'tick how Timothy showed up at the dance competition doing Todd's dances. Those moves were passed down from Todd's great grandfather. Timothy never had any knowledge of that art form until he met Todd.
by Renaissance* February 21, 2008
Get the roman'tick mug.This word is mis-spelled. The toy referred to is Tickle-me-Elmo. Elmo is the Sesame Street character referred to. "Emo" has a different context.
by kwincy March 13, 2005
Get the Tickle-Me-Emo mug.by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009
Get the Woof Ticket mug.The act of a woman being pleasured by the gentle tickle of an irishman's scruffy beard and pubes, usually from behind and after a pint or 10 of Guiness.
by chugers April 14, 2009
Get the Irish Tickle mug.A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00
This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.
by namfonos November 14, 2012
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