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Tickets to the game

Toilet paper. Without it, there is no way you would want to go to the "game", which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.
Constipated dude: Hey do you have any tickets to the game? I really need to go.

Other dude: Sorry man, I'm sold out. Use the paper towels instead.
by r0leX July 25, 2010
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ticket

When something is ticket, it's fucking ticket, alright? And see, see when somethin's fuckinggg absolutely ticket?

It's fucking absolutely ticket, right?
Tickateer 1: "Yo mate, thats fuckin'... ticket as fuck."

Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."
by ticketasfuck February 24, 2020
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roman'tick

1. A person that takes, erases, or copies ones ideas, culture, language, belief system or identity. The person then presents what he has taken removed or copied as if he/she is the owner and discoverer of it.
It was so roman'tick how Timothy showed up at the dance competition doing Todd's dances. Those moves were passed down from Todd's great grandfather. Timothy never had any knowledge of that art form until he met Todd.
by Renaissance* February 21, 2008
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Tickle-Me-Emo

This word is mis-spelled. The toy referred to is Tickle-me-Elmo. Elmo is the Sesame Street character referred to. "Emo" has a different context.
You paid how much for a freakin' toy? I want a divorce.
by kwincy March 13, 2005
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Woof Ticket

An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.
Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.
by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 14, 2009
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Irish Tickle

The act of a woman being pleasured by the gentle tickle of an irishman's scruffy beard and pubes, usually from behind and after a pint or 10 of Guiness.
"Yo dude, shave your pubes."

"Nah man, I'm known for my Irish Tickle around town."
by chugers April 14, 2009
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Rape Ticket

A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00

This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.
There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.
by namfonos November 14, 2012
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