Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 08, 2020

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

View Farming Short

Youtube Short form content designed to either lure a viewer into the comments while the video is not paused or has an image to read while the video is unpaused for massive viewer intake.

"This video is very short and has a funny meme on the screen, This must be a View Farming Short!"

by ANCARTFACT May 22, 2023

short rock

a rock hard (muscled) short person

happy birthday, short rock! you're such a beast!!! i love you!!!

by 1734axc March 29, 2009

short brenden

big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys

short brenden he suck’s a fortnite

by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023

High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

Unass the short!

To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.

This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!

by BlackMeathammer June 03, 2018