aqua twat 

a soggy minge

That dirty slut was packing a severe aqua twat

aqua twat by The_geyser_that_feeds_'er July 1, 2009

Taco Twat

same defintion as camel toe. the seam of the shorts/pants of a woman is so far between the lips of her vagina that it looks like an upside down taco shell............hince the name taco twat

Becky has a taco twat!

Taco Twat by Mrs. Funny Shoes May 26, 2009

twiddle the twat 

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating

Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat

twiddle the twat by Skutner July 4, 2009

Anal Blasting Twat master 

Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.

Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.

Anal Blasting Twat master by Alex Screech September 24, 2005

SafeTGard twat 

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.

Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."

SafeTGard twat by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010

slobber twat 

the features of the female clitty after having long hot sex.

*shut up you cum guzzling slobber twat!
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.

slobber twat by hurstlicker January 15, 2004

selfish-twat 

A self absorbed bitch that always believes they are right.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

That selfish-twat thinks it is justifiable to tell at her family and friends about how it is right for her to spend their time, resources, energy, and money on her petty needs.

La-Tasha yelled at her husband when he did not bring her home fried chicken from the market.

selfish-twat by A_REAL_AssHOLE May 15, 2014