Sour Cake

When a man takes a Warhead hard candy, and crushes it up to a liquid almost. That man then takes the sugar and rubs it all over the outside of a condom and recieves oral. This causes the womans mouth to scrunch up due to the extreme sourness of the candy and she begins to bite the males penis due to sourness. The male then takes Cake and rubs it on his penis so it will become sweet and the woman will let go.

John:" Dude, I will never listen to you again. I can't belive I actually gave a Jill a Sour Cake. It hurt like a bitch when she bit it."
Bob:" Hahahahahah you should try giving her a Spicy Cake, It feels so much better."

by Cajik McDouche April 28, 2008

delicious cake

An Adjective used to describe a young female who has developed prematurely and retains many sexually attractive qualities.

While stopping for a sit and a smoke in the park, Kelsey and Bill noticed a young piece of delicious cake strolling east towards them.

by cake hunter October 19, 2009

funnel cake

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.

So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.

by Carnie89 November 19, 2011

Cake Eaters

Rich people from the east end of Duluth, Minnesota who are full of themselves.

The cake eaters rubbed it in that they won the biggest hockey tournament in Minnesota.

by Hermantown kids February 8, 2004

Munchy Cake

A Canadian/America person that has no culture, no family, and doesn't have any fun. These people have no cultural background, so are forced to only know english (somtimes French). You can always tell a munchy cake if they have a Canadian flag on thier back pack or have around 50 people at their wedding.

If you don't know what Munchy Cake is, your proably a Munchy Cake

by Victor Laranja September 6, 2007

Hoe cake

The act of spending the majority of your income on the female sex, forgetting you have friends when a female is in your life, and dedicating yourself to a female. Hoe cakes constantly get taken advantage of by women and constantly cry.

Daryl Mc is the prime example of a hoe cake

by phuckyocouch June 14, 2010

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake:-

Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.

The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.

To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.

A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.

Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.

Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.

"Me and the lads gave Barbara a really good Wedding Caking last night, I had flashbacks to our wedding reception."

"If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad."

"Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night."

"How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife."

"You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!."

by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008