You
I am salty
I like salty people
I will become salty one day!
I’ll try my best to be salty
You are salty
I like salty people
I will become salty one day!
I’ll try my best to be salty
You are salty
by Sunakochan! July 16, 2019
Get the Saltymug. When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.
John: "So you didn't finish her off?"
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
by ShinDiz May 9, 2025
Get the Salty Washclothmug. by MutedDevil June 12, 2021
Get the Bath Saltymug. The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.
by Cookie777 November 17, 2011
Get the salty facialmug. Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.
"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."
by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018
Get the Salty Crackermug. When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017
Get the Salty Bullshitmug.