Salty surfing 

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

Salty surfing by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

Salty Eclair

The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.

Zack really enjoyed the salty eclair that Bob gave him for breakfast

Salty Eclair by C Rob80 October 30, 2025

salty triggered nigel

just type the abbreviation BDS

salty triggered nigel cool

salty triggered nigel by mrs tosser November 8, 2025

Salty Gin Dog

Salty dog drink made with Gin instead of Vodka

May I have a Salty Gin Dog please?

Salty Gin Dog by Salty Nick January 20, 2026

Salty Runback

When a man ejaculates on his partner's back such that the semen drips down the side.

"Yeah, man, I was feeling artistic as hell so I gave her a salty runback."

Salty Runback by Shanananananananananananabeesh February 23, 2026

Salty Seeder

When you cast your seed (ejaculate) on another as an act of spite, rather than lust.

When Jimmy and I were banging this chick, he didn't warn me that he came in her before we switched sides. I got mad, so I pulled out and hit him with a salty seeder on the arm.

Salty Seeder by Fuzzyfluffle March 27, 2026

salty brenden

When you intentionally gleek/spit in or at someone’s face, specifically the eye.

He was pissing me off so I gave him a wicked salty brenden.

salty brenden by yotssubba May 5, 2026