soft bitch

someone who always complains about your jokes ... hate sarcasm

tommy was being a soft bitch when herry said something to him

by eiksum May 5, 2018

soflekto

The tip of the belt that sticks out past the last loop in your pants.

You glance at the mid section of an individual and exclaim
"you have a very large soflekto"

by Crim Light July 15, 2005

soft tube

A condemming put-down. A cooler take on the term soft cock. A more laid back variant on the phrase describing a male who is less than manly in that he cant get, or keep a hard-on. With this being so, he is unable to perform his manly duties. Let blatently offensive (cleverer?) than soft cock.

Man, what a soft tube that guy is.

by sgpekanovich May 18, 2006

soft load

when you blow your "load" before you get the chance to get hard

Jp soft loaded when he was in the fort with jill for 8 hours!

by Hairy J pee nes March 31, 2008

sofa city

noun:1) Where you go when you are forced to sleep on the sofa.
2)Where you go when no bed is available for the night.
3) Where you sleep when wife refuses sex.

1)"I'm sick of your shit, it's sofa city for you!"
2)"Too many folks in here, guess its sofa city for me!
3)That bitch sentme to sofa city last night!"

by Dallasnurse February 2, 2009

Sofees

Athletic shorts, Short, and very comfortable. These shorts are ment to be folded down one to show a white line all the way around your waist. They come in many colors and designs.

Chance:Did you see that cheerleader wearing those sofees after practice
Ronnie: Yeah they were hot!(:

by CandiceLeann September 7, 2009

Soft Parade

When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.

Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade

by DogStreet_ March 27, 2016