Cum Pot

A pot that has boiling water, milk, hand sanitizer and a pushed up banana in it. Used for masturbation.

I just used my cum pot and it was amazing. It only stung a little but

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

choc pot

a choc pot is when a guy shits in the girls mouth and then proceeds to eat it out of her mouth

bro i gave heather a choc pot last night it was so cool

by mal daddy September 17, 2020

Posh Pot

Another term for calling someone a posh twat

Mate your a posh pot

by Beej September 23, 2020

pot

pot is an informal slang term used to describe a variety of feelings/moments. The word originated after Joshua Pereira used the term for no particular reason at a wingsters night out with peace up a town. Pot can also be used as a filler in conversations, as well as used to describe feelings of uncertainty.

Joshua: Pot
Everyone: Pot

by potpotpot September 27, 2020

Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot

“Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks”

by Lurge October 5, 2020

Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates

Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly

by Thlegend October 13, 2020