Skin ticket

Using a razor to make a ticket out of skin

Bro1:Dude I have my balls and I made a skin ticket

Bro2:WTF

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

Skin head

Slang in Britain meaning Someone who has shaved all there hair off

I’m bored in quarantine.
Go skin head!
Suck your mum blud mans trim is totes littyy bruv

by Biggupcovid May 12, 2020

skin scabbard

A place to hang up your penis. Also, a woman’s vagina

I placed my skin dagger inside her tight skin scabbard.

by Dominant Disciple October 20, 2019

empty sack of skin

noun phrase

When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.

The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.

"I've had the heaviest thingy period in years and I am actually drained; well tonight I'm just an empty sack of skin."

by TheThirdJack October 4, 2021

Next of skin

How a Rhodie would refer to his Wife.

In case of emergency, call my next of skin

by Metal Munkey April 2, 2022

bad skin

When someone it’s very spotty or has acne their skin is bad.

“Oo have you seen Ella’s spots”
“Yeah she has bad skin”

by Lols223 December 19, 2017

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017