mountain mite

A cool white friend that's not ashamed of having ancestors from the Caucasus Mountains.

Man, you and your family from up here look like mountain mites on that patch of snow with all that furry hair covering your bodies.

by Icare! June 11, 2020

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Get the mountain mitemug.

flesh mountain

A flesh mountain is when hundreds of midgets come together and pile onto each other before they soon become a flesh mountain

Hey Chad, you want to be apart of the flesh mountain tonight?

by datoneguythatyoumightknow December 20, 2019

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Get the flesh mountainmug.

Cocoa Mountain

Facedown ass up explosion of diarrhea

That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.

by Axemore April 18, 2020

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Get the Cocoa Mountainmug.

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

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