Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
by Fentjamin Master February 7, 2025
Get the low income white girl eyesmug. A descriptive word for an attractive female with physical alterations. Referencing to a "low low" (a vehicle with altered suspension), which is more aesthetically pleasing than other vehicles of its type.
"Peep the low low over there."
"Did you see that low low?"
"Low lows ain't my thing; with their barby ratchet ass, I like authentics."
"Did you see that low low?"
"Low lows ain't my thing; with their barby ratchet ass, I like authentics."
by z1a9c0k4 May 24, 2016
Get the low lowmug. by Bästa bilarna finns på blocket January 26, 2022
Get the Lowemug. When you exaggerate the most minuscule things. One example can be the tinpot club Arsenal who beat a farmers' league team Benfica in Europa league which also can be a synonym for losers' league, and called it one of the greatest european nights for the team. Mfers are down bad.
by proud liverpool fan February 26, 2021
Get the Extremely Low Standardsmug. How you feel when you finally hit that point in your weekend where you stop caring and decide to get high. "Low" would be sarcastic for high and "Carb" being the sarcastic way of saying you do not care. You feel low carb when you figure you are done with caring about your responsibilities and have an urge to get high.
Bob: Hey do you still have to work today?
John: No man, it's Saturday. I'm feeling low carb.
Bob: Wanna Smoke?
John: No man, it's Saturday. I'm feeling low carb.
Bob: Wanna Smoke?
by BCbrother August 7, 2016
Get the Low Carbmug. 
Person 1: My computer is broken , I need help.
Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!
Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!
by Byefilicia November 6, 2022
Get the Low tech lowgermug.