Definitions by Slimcady

Low Grade Blues 

The phenomenon of posting online about a graded collectible whereby the original poster will always apologize for the low quality of said collectible.

"Just bought a new-to-me copy of Avengers #1, sorry for the low grade." Got them Low Grade Blues

Low Grade Blues by Slimcady March 3, 2023

Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

Poseidon's French Kiss by Slimcady August 1, 2022