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Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me
by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023
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Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE
by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
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Bulbous Johnson

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.

The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal
by Pencil J. March 13, 2025
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Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022
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Johnson Jacket

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket
by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019
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DogPoop Johnson

Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.
All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!
by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022
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Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)
Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson
by There is nothing available August 18, 2021
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