jersey grey

someone who is a rat bag if a lassie

stop being such a jersey grey aka stop being such a rat bag of a lassie

by pedo9100 September 11, 2020

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Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”

by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

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Jersey Sleepwalking

When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.

I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.

by ohhellooooooo September 24, 2020

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Jersey

Sexiest bitch I ever met

“Yo fam have u seen that shawdy over there wit the huge bunda ?”
“no fam what’s her name?”
“Yo her names jersey and she’s a baddie”

by Bigkok222 September 1, 2022

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Jersey

Jersey is a girl with a good sense of humor, has a great set of thighs and has a very dirty mind.
She comes off as mysterious with her RBF beauty but that’s why people are drawn to her gorgeous smile and laughter.

A girl name Jersey struts by..
Unlucky Guy to another Unlucky Guy :

“I just wanna touch her thighs...”

by That Unlucky Guy At Her School October 7, 2019

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