The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
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Get the God is a man mug.Our God is a large rooster, who lots of people praise to. There are numerous hate groups against them, however, the Our God supporters ignore them and are generally a lot cooler than them. Such hate groups are "OUR GOD Haters" which fell apart after a day, "PEKINGESE" which is one guy with a hairy dog, and OMEN, who OUR GOD supporters captured.
Loser) Howdy, who are you?
Chad) I'm OUR GOD SUPPORTER #11
Loser) Well, I hate OUR GOD!
Chad) Fuck you too!
Chad) I'm OUR GOD SUPPORTER #11
Loser) Well, I hate OUR GOD!
Chad) Fuck you too!
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It's intense and dramatic and is usually not shrilled..it's more of a shocking realization that the character is far more out-numbered than previously planned.
It's intense and dramatic and is usually not shrilled..it's more of a shocking realization that the character is far more out-numbered than previously planned.
"We can't hold back the tides anymore, they're on us! Capn! They're coming from behind!"
*music stops..slow-camera pan on the new hoard of enemies*
"My god."
*music stops..slow-camera pan on the new hoard of enemies*
"My god."
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Justin Timberlake has nothin' on the God Whisperers. Anybody can bring sexy back- it takes a certain skill to bring back the theater organ.
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Get the Zoe god mug.Normally prayed to when one is sick. tho porcelain god refers to your toilet and the act of vomiting in said toilet for any reason.
Guy 1- "where is jim?"
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*
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