Got Hurt Playing Football

Hood slang for "I fisted my brother so hard I hurt my elbow."

"Dang dude! You good? Your elbow looks fucked!"

"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."

"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."

by Slabbadabbadingdong September 2, 2018

I gotted you now

A slang phrase used most commonly when sneaking up behind someone undetected, and whispered in the ear before raping the victim.

Victim: "I think I lost that crazy guy following me..."
Joshua P: *Heavy Breathing* "I gotted you now!"

by Baby Biter February 24, 2010

i almost got head

to almost get head, to fail to recieve head

dee: hey alare give me head
alare: no... maybe
dee: man five john i almost got head

by john bennett May 2, 2007

Becuz I Got High

The ultimate site for stoners to submit their "high" stories.

BIGH: I had this guy friend years ago who never bought his own weed. Yet, he was always there and ready to smoke mine. That got old -quick. So I bought a bong shaped like a big erect penis and I started saving money because he refused to hit it! I've still got that Bong, hits nice...becuz i got high

by Becuz I Got High February 24, 2010

oye don got a bona

aussie term reffering to male genitalia erecting into a bonage translation to american i have recived a boner

jay gets naked
jeff : oye eu don gave mey a mouy e big bona oye
jay:oye don got a bona too oye

by dinkman 5000 October 1, 2008

got his ass packed

To be ass raped, forcefully.

Dude was a pedophile and was sentenced to prison, and got his ass packed by BIG Bubba!

by dmillswvu82 February 23, 2023

You Just Got Berged!

A offensive saying that may offend many people. You got Pwned, nOObed, owned, or shanked. Usually for Counter-Strike when some one headshot shanks you. Relating to the Iraqi Beheading incident with Nick Berg. A Threat towards someone by sliding your thumb across you throat like a knife.

Ex. 1
Player 1 : LOL OMFG U JUST GOT BERGED!!
Player 2 : Wtf??!?!!? Berged?
Player 1 : Nick Berg... beheading.

Ex. 2
OHH you got BERGED!!

Ex. 3
I'm gonna Nick Berg you.
Nick Berg.

by Honginator October 5, 2004