Google

google is a search engine which is used to watch porn.

dude1: hey dude i just used Google.
dude2: you meen you watched porn,

by martian 101 June 29, 2016

Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.

Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.

by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022

Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

google rich

When someone appears to be rich from a Google search of their name but in reality is not.

"Oh wow, he is rich!"
"No, he's just Google rich. He actually struggles to pay his rent."

by sanguinewiggly December 30, 2016

urbandictionairy> google

It means urbandictionairy is surperior to google, this is true, google may give you the true meaning of a word but urbandictionairy will give you the funnier one.

person 1: urbandictionairy> google
person 2: true
Jhon: i agree
your mom: yes so true
me: yes
Derrick(no one likes him) : no google will give you the actua-
everyone: SHUTUP DERRICK!urbandictionairy> google

by steesyloly December 19, 2022

Fuck Google

Fuck Google, - expressing frustration, anger and powerlessness over Google and other corporations invasive practices og doublespeech (ie. "We care about your privacy)

Trying to turn this alarm off, my phone is locked, why is the assistant suddenly talking??? Fuck Google

by Rip Kirby October 15, 2022

Google

u wanna go to google but u clicked on this.

why google when u have urban dictionary??

by Tee_Kay_ March 6, 2022