Dutch Hair Gel

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.

Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".

by Señor Heisenberg June 12, 2016

congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020

Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Double Dutch Sundae

Eating Chocolate covered money out of someone's ass.
Money can also be covered in any other sundae toppings.
See also- Rich Bitch Sundae.

I told him if he wanted this $100 and this dub, he'd have to earn it. So he bent me over and gave me a Double Dutch Sundae.

by Newshoes1 November 9, 2012

Dutch Auto-Trap

The act of a passenger letting rip with a toxic fart in a motorised vehicle which the other passengers or driver are unable to escape due to the vehicle being in motion.

Due to Gordons quick thinking of cranking up the car air conditioning he managed to avoid the worst of the dutch auto-trap that Claire had created.

by stuartduncan December 26, 2012

Reverse Dutch oven

When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?

I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night

by Outdagatemate November 10, 2018

Dutch fire triangle

Sexual act, where three men stand facing inwards each firmly grasping the erect penis of the man to their left with their left hand while simultaneously gripping the forearm of the man to their right with their right hand. Each man in turn moves the other mans arm (to his right) for him, making each arm holding a penis move by someone else.

Dean and Steven asked me to join them for a Dutch fire triangle.... I said no.

by F00PA January 18, 2019