pump and dump

Anal intercourse between two guys (usually frat boys) or a man and a woman (usually a frat boy and a drunk sorority girl) wherein the receiving party finds it necessary to hurriedly scuffle to the nearest bathroom to release a prodigious shit immediately following, or sometimes before, the butt-fucker ejaculates. The pump and dump results from a lack of preparadness: although the lower colon may seem vacant when probed with the finger, the impending turd is close enough to be stimulated by the thrusting action of the penis, which may or may not come into contact with said turd. In the event of a pump and dump, the pumper automatically becomes a literal turd burgler, having stimulated the release of a turd that otherwise would have emerged at a more opportune time.

A more extreme version of the pump and dump, known as the anal sexplosion involves a high velocity expulsion of the mixture of lubricant, semen and liquid feces that accumulates in the colon during anal sex when the receiving partner isn't completely empty.

"Bro, last night I finally talked my girlfriend into trying some butt sex, but damn if it wasn't a pump and dump, before I could even get off. Then she didn't wanna fuck the rest of the night cause she was so embarrassed."
"Dude! You never told me you were a turd burgler!"

"I met this frat boy online one night and he wanted me to come over and fuck him, but it was a total pump and dump. I asked him "bro u know how to be cleaned out right?" But I only pumped his butt for like two minutes before he said "Stop bro that's it i gotta crap!" Bitch looked so funny running to the bathroom I had to laugh, so then he wouldn't let me fuck him anymore."

by ucfryan October 28, 2006

Doober Dump Tuck

When one tucks his penis between his legs while taking a shit so as to get fecal matter on the tip.

Thomas executed a Doober Dump Tuck to show Leland how much he really cared.

by TPF COUGAR HUNTER December 31, 2007

Choke-slam dump-slap

The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."

"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."

by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005

Diarrhea Dump

A Diarrhea Dump is basically a watery nuke that comes out of your anus that is the equivalent to Donald Trump's hairline.

Jaqueen: Hey TJ! Did you see Centrino's outfit last night?
TJ: Yeah, it looked worse then a Diarrhea Dump.
Centrino: *ahem* I KNOW FUCKING GOD AND I WILL TELL HIM TO EAT YOU!

by YourDadsVapePen November 12, 2018

Power Dump

When in awkward surrounding,or in an unknown home or location and wish to be discreet about dumping to pass of you were only taking a piss not a dump, you power it through quicker than usual or under time constraints.

ahh dammit.. im at my girlfriends parents house and i need a shit...better power dump it out to save the embarrasment.

my train leaves in 2 minutes and need a shit..better PD before it comes

by D'' Family April 8, 2009

Slovakian Dump Truck

When you bend over someone and you poop on their mouth to their chest with one long piece of poop.

Ilga wanted the slovakian dump truck hard after a long outing of rough anal fisting.

by Flaccidcity November 13, 2011

thunder dump

to give shock knowledge to someone, to shock them with your information, to enlighten them with new information

"I will lay down some thunder dumps on you." "Here is a thunder dump for you"

by allstarbliss November 11, 2012