chode bitch

refers any person 5'2" (≈157 cm) or under who is annoying as fuck and usually uses their height as a personality trait which is mad embarrassing bc they're short

yo this chode bitch finna get us carded at the club

by tranquillacontequila December 6, 2021

Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

Bloody chode

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.

James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”

by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

Chug Water Chode

A fello from chug water Wyoming with a abnormally wide yet stubby penis

My friend Ricky is know for his chug water chode

by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023

Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.

Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +

by chpsadadad January 9, 2009

cheugy chode

an very obvious Cheugy who is being a chode (read: annoying person)

Kyle was being such a cheugy chode I had to cancel him out of my life.

by darwin626 January 3, 2022