bro chocolate

A man eating another mans ass, but not in a gay way.

- Hey bro, are you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.

by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017

chocolate water

Hennessy

"I'm off that chocolate water!" - ParisRose

by blank basquiat January 3, 2019

Couch Chocolate

Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.

"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

Chocolate Swirl

When the male partner diarrhea’s in the female’s mouth. While the male partner has diarrhea in their mouth, they then continue to swirl their tongue in the female’s anal. The male then throws up the concoction in the female’s vagina, and continues to fuck her.

Last night I gave my girlfriend the almighty Chocolate Swirl.

by Chocolate Soaker July 21, 2021

chocolate and butterscotch

A womans time of the month, so named for her craving of

sweets and their ability to soothe

Barb was so angry, everyone could tell she was having her chocolate and butterscotch

by sluggerbob November 22, 2010

Chocolate Snorkel

To pull your dick out of her ass, pinch her nose so she can not breathe. Then shove your dick in her mouth by pulling her nose toward you while ejaculating.

The girl was not my type until she said she was into chocolate snorkels.

by blue buddha September 28, 2011

Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan September 13, 2015