Canadian

Something that is the butt of jokes related to not being present

In California, Rancho Cucamonga is a very Canadian place.

by YuOfTheNight August 10, 2020

Canadian Sweater

Two men pull their foreskin back and put the tips of their penises together then proceeds to pull the foreskin over each other's penis heads overlapping foreskins. Also known as docking

Dallin and I had a Canadian sweater for our anniversary.

by nomma regor July 13, 2022

Canadian Holiday

Noun: A sarcastic name given to the practice of people applying for government's grants related to covid-19, and then using those grants to not take on new education or work to find a new job. Also known as an Expenses Paid Canadian Holiday.

I heard that Jamie is still on Canadian Holiday, she collected a CERB loan, a CEBA grant and she's still living outside of Mexico City in that commune. Now that's what I call and all expenses paid Canadian Holiday. Is that bad? Is that wrong?

by robtyrie March 29, 2024

Canadian Thanksgiving

When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.

Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”

by Eldon John October 7, 2021

Canadian Jelqing

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it

Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!

by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024

Canadian Slide Whistle

A friendly blowjob with maple syrup. The receiver has to respond “sorry aboot that” when they reach climax.

Our honey moon in Niagara Falls was magical and my wife giving me a Canadian Slide Whistle was the cherry on top.

by Wormothy69 June 28, 2025

Canadian

A group of people who don't deserve rights. They think that they're so cool when they say aboot and eh. However, we know that their prime minister, justin trudeau is the only good thing going for their country because he really is a melanin king. they have poutine but other than that they're bad

ewwwww, that's a canadian.

by George_bush_did_9/11 November 12, 2019